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There was an Italian, German and a Irish Man...Three construction works atop a new building, eating lunch. The Italian says, 'I'm really tired of this spaghetti, if I have this one more day, I swear I'm going to jump and end it all'. His co-worker, from Germany, says 'Ach, this sausage is really too much every day. If I get sausage tomorrow, I'm with you. I'll jump as well'. The Irishman looks at his lunch and says 'Irish stew, Irish stew, again. I'm tired of this, I'll jump as well. I'm with you guys' So, the next day all co-workers open their lunches, and sure enough each has the same thing yet again. So they all jump off the building to their deaths. All three wives of the workers meet at the funeral wake and being talking. The Italian lady says 'If only he had said something, I thought it was his favorites. He only had to ask. I don't understand it'. The German lady says, 'It's been his favorites meal ever since we were married, 10 years ago. I don't understand it'. The Irish lady says 'I really don't understand it. He always packs is own lunch!!' |
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